Bill's Gates

So you are the richest man in the world.  You hold power and sway that would be enviable to millions.  You have placed yourself at the centre of all technological advances.  You wear glasses.  Nothing could be better.  Or could it?

Fascinated as we were at Bill Gates’ money and intrigued to see whether he has spent some pocket change (a few mill) on a knob-job, we decided to undertake one of our famous Random Shite Break-ins™, but when we arrived with all our high tech Microsoft based equipment for what we thought would be our toughest mission since Sadie dropped her rampant rabbit down the toilet, we discovered this:


Oh yes indeed, Bill Fucking Gates has cheaped out on his gate.  What a piece of crap. 

Tune in next time when we'll be investigating Bill's windows.  If you know any other
rich people who may be violating their gate duties, email us on
its-not-even-automatic@randomshite.co.uk