Beware Of That Big Lanky Beardy Man Giving Girls The Eye

At first she was afraid she was petrified,
Kept thinkin' she was going to die as you reached her side;
And then she spent a few seconds
Thinkin' how you'd do her wrong,
And she grew strong.
So fuck off, to outer space,
She just walked past and saw the paedo look upon your face.
You should have changed that stupid look,
You should have had a fucking shave,
If she'd known for just one second you'd be back to bother her.

Go on now go, fuck off you whore,
Just turn around now,
'cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren’t you the one who tried to tempt her with Kinder Surprise?
But you were wrong, now she's pepper sprayed your eyes.
Did you think she'd lay down and die?
Oh no, not her. She will survive,
The peelers are on the way, she knows she'll stay alive;
She’s got all her life to live,
Your cock to her, you’ll never give, and she'll survive,
She will survive.

It took the minimal strength she had to fight you off,
Kept punching your paedo face until she broke your nose,
Then spend five minutes kicking you in the balls,
You lay there like a bitch, you started to cry
When she punched you in the eye.
And now you see somebody new,
It’s PC Filth, he’s come to put the chains on you,
And so you feel like a sack of shit,
You’ll never be set free,
Now you're getting all your lovin' from some bloke in cell block three.