Belfast Sinks Cash Into Nomadic

Jesus Christ we can't believe they actually bought it.  Who gives a rat's ass about a random soggy arsed boat that some people who once went on the Titanic were also once briefly on?  Did James Cameron cast it in a leading role?  Is he planning Titanic II – The Nomadic Strikes Back?  We don't bloody think so. 

Want to cash in on the Titanic and bring some tourists to Belfast?  Just build a full scale replica of the damn Titanic and put a hotel, restaurant, casino, museum, conference centre and gay sauna in it and be done with it you idiots!

Anyway, since our overlords seem to have so much money sloshing around the coffers we've spotted a few other bits of dilapidated shite, loosely connected to famous stuff we think they might want to squander tax payers' money on.

• A lock of hair from the man driving the digger that dug the moat around Drumcree in 1999.
• A black taxi that once took George Best home from the pub.  Rumour has it when he was on the back seat he touched a girl's bum.
• The rusty scalpel once used by a surgeon during Mary Peters' "operation".
• A ripped tenner John DeLorean is rumoured to have done a line with.
• The toilet paper roll Van Morrison used just before he wrote Brown Eyed Girl.
• Paul Berry's cherry found in the Ramada.

Anyway we're off to London now.  Word is they've restored a bus that once
took passengers out to Concorde.  Email your thoughts to
money-for-old-boat@randomshite.co.uk