BAFTA Ballbags 2009
We didn't win a BAFTA at the recent awards ceremony, but we were there on the red carpet to comment on the
photos that were taken, which were mostly
of people who shouldn't have been there...
Lenny Henry's missus looks for the buffet table.
Two young uns who probably aren't legal get an award that looks a bit like the real ones, but clearly isn't.
They could have taken one photo and shared it, tossers.
Her from the Carry On films and General Grant Mitchell carry the body of Dot into the awards. She's been dead since 1991.
Russell Brand bucked her.
In shock new category, BAFTA statue wins an Attenborough.
Man wins bet.
Frank Lampard gives woman BAFTA, tells her to get out of his house.
Davina is a slapper.
Some American bird, just before Dawn French used her as a tooth pick.
She's fik.
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