Random Art
Webster's English Dictionary defines art as "the expression of creative skill through a visual medium such as painting or sculpture." Tracy Emin describes art as "shit on a stick." We feel our "art" falls somewhere between these two schools of thought. Enjoy.
 Arse Lick
An arse licking dog licking a young |
 Baby Jesus
Even as a child the Son of God had |
 The Blind Fireman
Watch him squirt his magic water. |
 Cock Bird
What? |
 Satan's Horse of Death
Straight from hell. |
 Kids!! Don't Bully
Utterly Butterly. |
 Kinda Fat Frog
A frog fishing. Fucking crazy! |
 Rebecca Loos Arrives Back
Oink! |
 Olive The Strange Tree Creature
We dunno what the fuck it is either. |
 I'll Just Fuck These Over The Fence
Royal Mail at its best |
 Skipinda The Punjabi Kangaroo
We're not sure if this is racist or not. |
 Spank My Monkey
He, he! |
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