Agent McGuinness

Martin McGuinness has publicly denied being an agent of the Matrix and says he 1,000,000% backs Neo Adams in his quest to save all 6 counties still plugged in to the unionist matrix.  Agent Mr. McGuinness went on to refuse to divulge what Trinity deBruin looks like in a full leather cat suit.

The former minister for education also 1,000,000% denies basic mathematics, saying it is an imperialist legacy of the 4,853 year British occupation of Ireland.

As the press conference was about to end Agent Mr. McGuinness rubbed Alex Maskey's head and proclaimed, "The Oracle has told us to say yes to the Restoration of Government Committee.  We must go now and talk to the Hainovingian, we're gonna need loads of guns and those cool leather coats, er... I mean, just the coats then.  It's gonna be totally excellent dude!"

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