A Man To Replace Stan
Whoever called him Stan The Man clearly never met the dour, personality deficit
that is Steve Staunton. Mavis has more knowledge of football tactics in her
sciatica than he does. So, hot on the heels of the Irish fans, the Irish
media and anyone with half a brain, the FAI have told Stan to pack up his crayons
and fuck the fuck off.
But who will pick up the pieces and clean up Bobby Robson’s pool of piss? We've
nicked the shortlist from Delaney's office, which we also had a crap in, so now to say
it’s full of shit is more than just a metaphor.
- Steve Staunton - Sure he can't be as bad the second time around and now he's got experience.
- John Aldridge - Even if it’s just so he can stop giving press conferences like Stan did and the press can write, "Where's Aldo?" He can also go completely mental during substitutions for a bit of craic.
- Eddie O'Sullivan - He's already let the country down once with good players, but we know the soccer team sucks.
- Michael O’Leary - He wouldn’t have any room for baggage. He would cut costs. He would take out ads in the paper instead of holding press conferences.
- Bülent Ecevit - He would have had a better fucking go at Cyprus than Stan.
- The Kaczynski brothers - Soon to be out of work, and with a lot of knowledge of the right wing.
- Steve McClaren - He's already shite. He's already hated. He'll fit right in.
If you think you're up to the job email
hey-FAI-i-am-shite-but-giz-a-chance-lad@randomshite.co.uk
