13 Jobs Better Than Being England Manager
It's that time again in the FA's calendar when they have to start looking for a new manager
because the old one was so shite that they couldn't lead a dog with a boner onto a
big hairy leg.
The current crop of English managerial talent are quickly ruling themselves out for various
reasons and we understand why (Redknapp - trouble with the old bill; Jewell - easier
job at Derby; O'Neill - not English, so he has too much self respect).
We've been leafing through the job finder this week because Mavis lost her job at McDonald's
for pissing in the milkshakes, and now we are having trouble getting enough money for the
rent. Seriously, we have paid anything in years and there's a new landlord. But
in case there are any "managers" considering taking on the England job, here's a few better
ones we found:
- Pete Doherty's probation officer
- Pol Pot's piss-pot polisher
- Vladamir Putin's food tester
- Kerry Katona's PR agent
- Random Shite's webmaster
- UTV Life's make-up artist/trowel operator
- Britney Spear's gynaecologist
- Shaun Woodward's butler
- Anyone coming to a job after
Rooker, who’ll have to
clear up his fucking mess - John Prescott's tailor
- Benazir Bhutto's bodyguard
- Taker o’ tha minits af an Oooolster Scots mate’n
- Harry Redknapp's accountant
If you for some reason fancy a job worse the the England one, email
cousin-veras-sex-slave@randomshite.co.uk
