100th Anniversary Commemorative Coins

Huurah! Welcome to our 100th page of Random Shite!! Some of you thought we wouldn't make it. Some of you thought we didn't have enough talent, desire or testicles to get this far. Well we did, so never question our testicles again.

In order to celebrate our achievement the Queen has demanded the Royal Mint changes the design of the country's coins to mark a century of shite. The coins will have images recalling some of the most shite people the country has to offer.

There will be a range of new £2 coins, all with Prince Philip on the back and a selection of racist remarks around the edge.
The £1 coin will have Maggie Thatcher on it, drowning a kitten in a basin.
The new 50p coin will have a picture of Ellen MacArthur blindfolded and walking the plank.
The 20p will have a kitten on it, drowning Maggie Thatcher in a basin.
10p coins will feature Tony Martin unloading on a burglar.
New 5p coins will feature Vanessa Feltz (not actual size) doused in petrol and set alight.
The 2p will have Prince Harry on it smoking crack and pleasuring an ox.
The 1p coin will be removed from circulation and a new 99p coin will be introduced. It will have a starfish on the back and be the shape of a seahorse.

I'm bored, this coin page isn't funny... you'd have thought the big 100th page celebrations would have been a bit better than this. Well we never promised you comedy, we don't even like you. Why don't you just fuck off?

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